So you’ve finally plucked up the courage to get yourself to a nudist beach for a bit of all-over sun tan. Before you go you should check a few things first, and that is where Cheeky Boners can help. Read on for top tips on how to behave and what not to do on the shore line with you cock and balls out.
For many etiquette comes naturally, it is something we don’t even think about. And for most situations we are able to navigate without causing offence. We will hold open a door if there is someone following close behind. We will avoid interrupting others, as well as resisting the need to apply make-up in public or scratching our backsides in the business meeting. For the vast majority of people and for the vast majority of common situations, we are all good.
Likewise, we all pretty much know how to behave on the beach. We all know we are in a public space that is shared by many and for all to enjoy, our neighbours should be respected. Common sense prevails and generally speaking, it isn’t a problem.
But on a naturist beach, some things should be noted beforehand to avoid making others feel uncomfortable. And while most rules still apply – common sense is always a good fallback – some seemingly innocuous behaviours can cause disgruntled condemnation from fellow bathers.
Observe Signposts
Most officially designated naturist beaches, and many more that are known to be frequented by nude bathers, will have signposts around explaining areas and behaviours. As you arrive at the beach, you should make a point of noting anything they say. Specific areas where nudity is not allowed is common on beaches that have shared use, as well as the usual rules on dogs and BBQs.
Walk Along The Shoreline
Have you ever set up site on the beach – your perfect spot to enjoy the peace and quiet – only to be constantly disturbed by people trapsing back and forth, kicking sand up and generally interrupting the serenity of your day? It isn’t pleasant on any beach, let alone if you happen to be nude.
Try not to walk among and around fellow bathers and stick to the shoreline if you’re walking up-and-down. It is actually easier to walk on the moist sand and it will avoid the humorous tip-toe skip when your soles burn on the baked sand.
Most nude bathers, with enough space, will tend to set up further back, especially if the beach is lined with dunes or a cliff. It provides a little more privacy as most passersby from above won’t look directly down. It may also provide a natural windbreak if there is a breeze blowing.
No Gawping
Keeping your eyes on yourself is important. Staring at others makes them feel uncomfortable and is simply rude. Even on a clothed beach, or in a restaurant or at a work meeting, you wouldn’t sit there and fixate on someone. So don’t do it while on a naturist beach.
Eye contact is perfectly normal though, and if you find yourself talking to a fellow bather, keep your eyes on theirs. And although it probably doesn’t have to be said, their eyes are in their head, not anywhere else.
No Photography
Having a camera at a naturist beach just makes other’s feel uncomfortable. You don’t need it, you don’t need a picture to show you were naked on a beach. And you sure as hell don’t need the perfect selfie of yourself and your partner with some old dude walking by the background, completely naked and swinging in the breeze. Leave the camera in the car.
It is also worth bearing in mind that public photography is becoming an increasingly discussed topic when it comes to the privacy of others. In some countries it may even be illegal to photograph a fellow nude bather, even by accident. And should you do indeed take a quick selfie, double check the photo before uploading to social media.
The Beach Is Not Your Bedroom
Believe it or not, other people do not want to see you getting to know your partner, intimately or otherwise. The beach is a public place and urges can wait until you are at home. That means no masturbating, no groping, no hand or blowjobs. No fingering of your ass, or anyone elses ass. The general rule to remember here is to keep your hands to yourself.
Take A Towel To Sit On
Most of the time, the beach is the beach – please sit your arse down wherever you please. However, some areas may have benches, perhaps some picnic tables, maybe the ice cream vendor has some areas where you can enjoy your Mr Whippy while taking the weight off your feet. And for all these situations, you must sit on a towel. It is called common courtesy, and it also means you have a towel with you should you venture into a clothed area.
No Pressure
Presumably you and those you are with are at a naturist beach because you have discussed it beforehand and are all in agreement of the day’s activities. However, should you find yourself with others and they suddenly feel uncomfortable taking their clothes off, do not pressure them. Being nude is a very personal experience, and especially for those who have never allowed themselves to be nude in front of others before, it can be a daunting situation.
Be cool and explain to them that they are under no obligations. Everyone is there to enjoy themselves, be it in the buff or in a bikini/trunks. As long as they are with others who are au naturel, it is fine. Because of course, if you were a lone man sitting on a naturist beach while fully clothed, well that would make people feel uncomfortable.
Don’t Be A Creep
For obvious reasons. Don’t be that person. Don’t ruin someone else’s day.
Protect Yourself
Apply sunscreen liberally and frequently. Remember your cock and ass don’t feel the sun for much of the year, so to receive a concentrated blast will be a bit of a shock. And you don’t want to struggle in the office on Monday morning, having to explain why your face is bright red and sitting on the chair is damn uncomfortable.
Keep Hydrated
Always take more water than you think you will need. Just lying on the sand will cause you to lose precious fluid through sweat. And if there is a breeze you may not notice just how much you are losing. Keep yourself topped up and it will avoid the headaches, dizziness and ultimately, dehydration.
Breeze Boners
If the gentle breeze is tickling your nether regions, or the fit guy/gal is causing all sorts of thoughts to run through your mind, the best thing to do is to roll over and lay on your front. Don’t alert others to your proud erection, it just isn’t cool. And don’t be tempted to do what you do at home when you find yourself bulging out like a tent pole. Laying face down will be uncomfortable, which is kind of the point, and soon enough your cock will shrivel back.
The beach is there for all to enjoy, and for the most part, people are respectful and pleasant. As long as you follow a few simple rules, everyone can enjoy themselves and get that perfect all-over sun tan.
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